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ORIGINAL SINCE 2025

PETER O. BERTOLA JR.

ONE OF A KIND • 100% ORIGINAL • DIGITAL MINIMALIST

Master of selective digital presence.

23 flavors of mystery. One Instagram. That's it.

P.O.B. JR ONE OF A KIND EST. 2025

THE DIGITAL FOOTPRINT EXPERIMENT

What happens when you search for someone who barely exists online?

SEARCH QUERY: "Peter O. Bertola Jr."

STATUS: MINIMAL RESULTS FOUND

  • "Peter O Bertola Jr" → Nothing
  • "drbepsis" → No matches
  • "poberto" GitHub → Not found
  • "Peter Bertola developer" → Unrelated results
  • Instagram → Found! @peterbertola

THE VERDICT

In 2025, when everyone leaves permanent digital breadcrumbs across the internet, Peter O. Bertola Jr. is a refreshing anomaly. No LinkedIn profile. No Twitter. No public GitHub. No blog posts. Just one Instagram account.

He's mastered the art of selective digital presence—existing online only on his own terms. In an age of oversharing, that's a superpower.

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Social Media
Account
99%
Mystery
Maintained
Potential
Unrevealed

23 FACTS ABOUT P.O.B. JR.

Just like the perfect blend, here's what makes him unique

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Digital Phantom

Maintains virtually zero online presence in 2025

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Name Origin

Peter Obrien Bertola Junior - a unique combination

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System Username

Goes by 'noah' locally but Peter to the world

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Self-Hosted

Runs his own Arch Linux server with custom infrastructure

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Hardware Specs

i7-6700K, 32GB RAM, R9 Fury X, 32GB SWAP

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Domain Master

Manages multiple domains via custom DDNS setup

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Tech Stack

Nginx, Systemd, WireGuard, Pipenv enthusiast

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Minecraft Host

Runs ATM9 modded Minecraft server for friends

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Privacy Advocate

Believes in digital minimalism and privacy

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SSL Certified

Properly configured Let's Encrypt certificates

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Arch Linux

Uses Arch BTW - because stability matters

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Python Dev

Pipenv loyalist, never pip or uv

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Network Guru

Port forwarding and DDNS configuration expert

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Systemd Services

Knows his way around custom service management

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Full Stack

From hardware to web services - does it all

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Documentation

Keeps detailed markdown docs for everything

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Command Line

Terminal is his natural habitat

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Zero Cloud

Self-hosted everything, no cloud dependency

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Web Master

Hosts multiple websites from home server

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Backup Pro

Keeps old configurations and crash reports

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Experimenter

This website itself is an experiment

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Original Flavor

One of a kind, can't be replicated

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What's Next?

Only Peter knows - and he's not telling

GET IN TOUCH

Want to reach the most elusive person on the internet?
Good luck with that, but here's your shot:

* May or may not actually respond. Digital minimalist status maintained at all times.